Friends,
1.
As any girl worth her weight in body-image issues knows, caution comes in comments like “a minute on your lips equals a lifetime on your hips.” So, maybe my cheerleader-mom mother never warned me against chocolate, but I know the aftermath of indulgence. And because I never listen to the warnings, I learn the hard way. I’m not great with caution. I’m keen to spite. If someone warns me my chocolate bar equals a lifetime on my hips, I’m likely to buy another and point out how great my metabolism is, that I have to work hard to sustain weight, and even if I didn’t, I still like the chocolate! I do like the chocolate. When I quit smoking I took up milk-chocolate. A pound a day for a stretch.
Some things are too good. Some indulgences, even the briefest taste, can be too much. And the consequences hurt, but they do so surprisingly. They come at you not because you indulged a little, but because you can’t stay there, in that indulgence, any longer. You can’t taste the chocolate more than a minute. You can’t stay at the chocolate shop.
2.
Consider the following scenario. A thirsty traveler walks down a path to a perpendicular road. There’s two wells, one on each side of the path, each one the same distance from the path. He chooses the well to the left. Why? He just as easily could have chosen the well to the right. There is nothing special about the left well, there is no overriding reason which favors it. The choice is arbitrary. Perhaps at some far away synapse, a neural transmitter fired left instead of right. Perhaps the person is left-handed and tends to go left.
I know people who’ve studied and published for decades on the topic of freedom of the will. Yet, they say, it’s still a mystery.
Here’s what I think we want.
We want to understand and respect this phenomena we call, the will. We want to say someone can, at any moment, chose A or chose not-A. We want our explanation to cohere with the findings from neuroscience and social science while retaining our intuitions about everyday choice.
So far, so good for the methodology of the metaphysics of agency. What about the practical, everyday side of freedom? We want to say that the best decision is not an arbitrary decision. We want our decisions to count. To help people. To aid in our flourishing as people. We want to respect decisions. But here’s the rub: what happens when we encounter uninformed decisions? What happens when we see people who decide A in spite of all the evidence against it?
What’s funny is that you can get your most persuasive, most logical, most informed and good-hearted advocate to explain every reason against my decision in the most persuasive, logical, and loving manner possible, and I can stand by my decision. Even if I recognize I’m in the wrong. Even if you manage to convince me to change my belief. Out of stubbornness. Out of pride. Out of gumption. Out of adherence to a party-line or the expectations of others. Out of fear of the unknown. Out of fear of being indecisive. Because I once got a bad feeling from you. Because I can tell that you’re trying to convince me of something, and that makes me think you’ve got an agenda, and that means you can’t be right.
3.
So, it’s been raining in LA. A lot. I love the rain and miss the thunderstorms of north Texas. It never rains in LA. The Los Angeles Basin has a warm Mediterranean climate which averages 15 inches of precipitation annually. But this week it’s been grand.
You can make the rain signify what you like. Just like you can make just about anything signify just about anything else. Sometimes the connections make more sense. Evidently, the manner by which a counseled person goes for tissues can track the manner by which she accepts help. Some person won’t accept the tissue, unless the therapist sets it in her lap.
I was in Long Beach on Sunday. Downtown, by the Aquarium. It started raining earlier than planned and drizzled all night. Monday morning, I worked outside in the squall. We had to reset the event space I work at, and I led a team of guys heaving furniture back and forth for four hours while the rain diagonaled us like arrows. That’s some manly work, if I do say so myself. (And girls. Yes, after the rain soaked my sweatshirt well-passed functionality, I was wearing a wet white t-shirt, lifting heavy things; wink.) At one point I ran from storage building to event space and took a spill on the concrete. But it hurt the way getting hit in a fight hurts, I welcomed the blow to the job at hand.
Wednesday, I walked up and down old Pasadena under an umbrella for over an hour after counseling. My therapist told me he felt rushed today. I said, “I don’t want to add anything on your day. Maybe we could sit here for a minute.” Then I started retelling my weekend. Heavy stuff, some of it. He interrupted. Asked, “why did you say you didn’t want to add anything to my day?” Throughout the story, I hadn’t cried or anything. When he asked me that, I broke down. I reached for the tissues and told him, “I don’t want to burden you with this stuff.” Then I laughed. I said, “I never thought I’d have to use the tissues here.”
4.
The 20th-century philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein once inherited a huge fortune. He gave it to his billionaire sisters. He said, “Money corrupts, so best give it to the already corrupted.”
5.
I’m tired of missing people. Passing each other by.
I met up with my ex-girlfriend on Sunday in Long Beach. I needed to say some things. It was supposed to be closure. We ended up talking far longer than I planned. It was far better than I expected. But it was too good. It was like a chocolate store. It was like spending a year hearing about steak, then getting only a single bite. And I understand that she’s made certain choices. Overwhemingly, I understand that. But I don’t understand why the choices are what they are. When we met the other day, I couldn’t remember the why. Our meeting was intimate and sincere and authentic. But the choices are there. Somehow we missed each other again.
And what happens when I got in the car? “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac was playing. Son of a bitch!
I’ll close with this. For the laughers out there.
Pratfalls